OKAY GREAT, so i found a little kitty at admiralty police station thingy just now! : D
its really cute and it has a nice colour. its meow is so heartmelting and its about the same size as
niuniu.
but but but!! it has a horrible attitude.
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so i heard meowing and i went over to see. then there was this little kitty with a uber innocent face!! : D hahaha. i brought it home. UH HUH! x D
AND THEN.. i had to let if go.
blame it on its horrible attitude. it isnt greatful enough that someone was willing to being it home, take care of it, shower it with lots of love, clean him, feed him and grow with him.
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knight was being oh-so-nice to go over and smell it. he didnt hiss. knight hardly hisses. he's a good, obedient and friendly cat. ..though he really lyks to wander off and ends up lost. -.=
so yes. knight went over to smell it. then that kitty growled and hissed at knight! omfg evil kitty i dunt lyk D:< it was running back to me!
then i cried and i sayanged it.. then brought it to its food and water. then when it started eating, i walked away.
fomg, im so evil.
how could i leave it to live alone out there! without food and drinks!
who knows.. that could have been his last meal, if no one kind hearted enough is going to bring it home..
i wonder how its doing now.. )_x
im sorry, meowmeow ): i hope you can find a kind-heart and patient [your owner really needs patience when it comes to a stupid irritating meowmeow lyk you. (:] and loving owner asap. i love you meowmeow. --
haha okay, that was dumb of me. but ohwells. i just really wish i could let meowmeow know that. lols.
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wheeeeeees-
wht happened at school today?
..OMG! : D ehehehhehe
today chinese lesson, nat and i were eating openly in class. ahahaha! then we threw cornflakes around the class, and we tried to shoot cornflakes into each others' mouths. ahhahahahhha. then my teacher got pissed off, and she just came over and took my cornflakes away! [fomg, im so gona hate her for that.]
then there was a dustbin just outside the class.
and another one just outside outside the class.
and another one just outside outside outside the class!
but my chinese teacher chose to walk to the one outside outside outside the class!
walaos.
then the class was lyk gossping. saying that she went to the one outside outside outside the class, so she had more tym to gobble up all the cornflakes and then later,
pretend to throw it away. ahahhaa. and then youngee said that she stuffed it all in her mouth then her mouth very full, thats why when she came back to class she didnt talk. ahahha! and and and. nat and i were biatching! we said that she stored it in her
boobs! HAHA.
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WHY?..cuz her boobs has milk! wahhhh she's kinda clever uh, she knows how to enjoy the cornflakes! ahahhah! then we said that she stored it in her boobs till her lesson with was over, then she'll take out her spoon and start scooping out of her boobs! FOMFG! ahahhhaha!
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when she came back into class then i was kinda pissed, yet high, cuz of all the biatching that we did! ahahha. then i shouted "you hungry then say luh! i let you eat. but you just steal my cornflakes without saying anything!" lols.
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then then fiona was playing with this bricks thingy uh! then teacher got so pissed again, she shouted on her mic, asking fiona to keep the bricks. [oh anw, the bricks belonged to hongtat]
then she was lyk
cher: [in chinese] "fiona! return the bricks to hongtat! stop playing with it and return it to him! its his!"
me: [in engish] "cher! return to cornflakes to me! its mine! ....eh at least fiona got ask him for permission when she wan play wor. you wan take also nvr ask for permission! i know you hungry luh.... cannot control. but still ryte?"
then later on she was doing this angry pose. lyk clench her fists and put them at her waist. then her back was lyk damn straight.
then i copied also. lols. nat laughed lyk mad. ..i added the stupid angry face. ahahah!
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then we were being sucha biatches! making fun of her
WOBBLE WOBBLE[s] AHAHAHAH! she lyk write on the board uh, then her wobble wobble[s] were wobble wobble[ing] ! ahahhaha! then i was lyk being damn exaggerative uh. i was lyk
me: walao! you see her wobble wobble! lyk write one fullstop only uh, then [does action: puts up right arm. writes an imaginary fullstop in the air, uses left hand and puts below right arm, and went left right left a coupla tyms] wobble wobble!
nat: laughs lyk madbanana.
me: she write on fullstop only then wobble for five mins. ..you imagine she write on stroke, wobble for fifteen mins uh!!
nat: laughs even more lyk a madbanana.
whtevr, i think im quite mean alrdy, come to think of it. il keep the rest of the story about cheena lesson to myself. ahahha!
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ART LESSON. FOMG! ahahha!
farah and i were lyk damn pissed with the pms-er [ms._ _ _] then were lyk biatching about her too. then farah took this book, then she suddenly
farah: eeeeeh sia la! bird bird sia!
me: wht birdie, where?
farah: see the bird! the dick.. the cock!
me: [-.=] fomg! AHAHA. whoo! why artists lyk to draw naked ppl uh?
farah: dnoe. they lyk wht!
me: last tym the ppl no clothes one ah. walao they no money ah? ..i sponser lah!
farah: wht sia.. ahaha. they no clothes la last tym.. the artists also lyk naked ppl ma..
me: .....oh, okays. [thinks and looks at the painting] ..why is it called a bird?
farah: dnoe, cuz look lyk bird?
me: ... LOOK LYK BIRD MEH?! more lyk
elephant!
farah: fuck sia! [laughs lyk mad.]
nat: [laughs lyk mad]
-and a few more ppl laughing too.-
me: ...WHT?! really wht! see? [points] the ears, and the trunk! : D
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farah: [points at another painting] eee sia la! see the
teh tehme: wht?! ahhhaaha! where?
farah: there! see. besah sia! big luh the teh teh!
me: [looks] .....eeeee sia la big ah!!
farah: yah ah the
nipple big summore sehh...
nat: ..where, where?!?! [looks] OMG GIGANTIC!
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me: [points at another painting] wahhhhh one whole room all naked woman.
farah: yah ah, all naked sia! ..this one still can play guitar eh!
me: FOMG! see that woman
grabbing the other woman's boobs!
farah: wahh... olden days still got lesbian one ah? ...
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me: [freaks out another painting] WALAO FOMG WHY LYK THAT?
farah: why lyk wht?
me: see these three naked woman? the tehteh, the backside and the legs all SAGGY SIA....
farah: ........EEEEEEEEEE YA LA!!
me: wahh the stomach lyk can touch to floor sia! she needs uZap.
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farah: walao eh this one the
nipple TINY sia!!!
me: ehhhh ya ah! so tiny! lyk a little pea!
farah: see almost same size as the little boy one sia..
me: the artist also got small
nipple thats why he is bitter and he draws everyone with small
nipples too.
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me: walao! this woman want to cover wht sia!
farah: cover her
vagina lah then?
me: but you see! [points] the artist draw her holding one big bunch of leaves but he only make ONE of the leaf cover her
vagina -.- ..summore cover also not full sia..
farah: yeah lah! see! [points] i still can see half the
vagina seh!
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LOLS okay.
then she came across this painting of Jesus. lols. then she eh whts this? then i was lyk. "Jesus"
then she was lyk .."..........................oooooohhhhhhhhh......." so cute uh she! ahahha.
then nat said "i saw this book the other tym, the drawings lyk all quite satanic one eh.. i find give you all see.."
-comes back-
-goes again-
-comes back-
"tania this bok quite alot of Jesus things, you see! (:"
"oh yeah ah, quite alot ah.."
cher: wht are you guys doing ah? you guys are sposed to do either the mask or the defence thing. but wht are you all doing here?!
farah: errr cher ah. actually i reading a book. but then i reading another book. and now i reading another book.
me: wht the hell talk you sia! cute uh you.
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then pms-er made us stop studying the naked book, the satanic book, and the holy book.
hahas. then we learnt how to do pottery today! : D
it was fun and challenging, but she was being a pms-er again. duhh, its her name -.=
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and as she was demonstrating to us..
-rolls clays-
-i noticed her wobble wobble[s] wobble wobble[ing]
-everyone was quiet, then suddenly-
me: ............... WOBBLE WOBBLE!
[i cannot tahan luh the wobble wobble[ing] wobble wobble[s] were so distracting i just had to announce the wobble wobble.]
-looks at nat.-
nat: *laughs.
-only she understands wht i was talking about (: -
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AFTER SCHOOL.... lukman took my
short skirt then he wore it. then he took off his pants. SO HE WAS WEARING MY SKIRT! took a pic of it (: its in my phone though.
then he was lyk so proud of that and he walked out class and wanted to go to the canteen to buy drink in THAT.
but then.......
mdm _ _ _ saw him then "you are not sposed to cross dress! take out the skirt and give it to me!"
me: -pissed- walao eh, fuck sia, lukman! then lyk that i have to go home in my long skirt sia! so kuku can? if she dunt give me back you go buy new one for me ah.. fuck sia ) :< -- so yes, i went home in my long skirt. so kukufied. -.= and at admiralty, thats where i found meowmeow. -- and yeah, so here i am now, after everything. yeps! parents have invited four frens over to
OM...HAHAS!
so
IRRITATING!the "leader" even used a gawd damn
MIC!wtf? so exaggerating luh. idiot asshole baboosingh!
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then he OM until damn IRRITATING ONE UH!
i felt lyk going up to him and do wht i lyk to do everytym im pissed with
mr.BESTfatherintheworldmyfuckingasshole and mee.
walk around the house IMMITATING THEIR OM-ING! with that voice from the throat, and that little vibration in the voice. whts so nice about it?! they lyk to do it so much. it just makes them sound old and saggy *rolls eyes.
HAHA.
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whees-
okays, long entry. TIRED.
byes.
OH MUMMY PAT ME HOME.
AHHAHHAA
thats wht they're chanting! then its lyk at super turbo ultra speed!
ahahahah
and and and
itipisso bagava araham sama sam buddho
vija charana sampano sughatto lokha vidu
anutaro purisa dhamma sarati sata
devamanusanam buddho baggavati !!
MUAHAHAS.
alright, dunt ask me how i know -.=
i was forced to know the chant last tym.
HAHA.