The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Your Boobies' Names Are...

bazoombas

You Are the Very Gay SpongeBob!

Because the religious right says so... And because his best friend looks a bit too much like a penis.

..so mean. i think spongebob is the one who looks lyk a poop and patrick looks lyk the cutest starfish D: