HAHA OMGOMG.
school was damn fun today.
i wonder how people can speak in chinese lyk 24/7.
its so damn tiring lah!
OMGOMG CHINESE LESSON TODAY (hyperventilates)
HAHA NAT AND I WERE BEING UBER RETARDED CAN.
we started to talk in chinese all of a sudden.
(fly back in awe of our pro chinese please)
then lyk they all say my chinese worse than nats. mine lyk got the english accent uh.
hahas. then we were being damn retarded.
i turn around to joanna. then talk to her in chinese.
then she said "WOAH! WHY SUDDENLY TALK IN CHINESE!?"
then i said "wo yao gen wo de shi jie nong hao hao. ying wei yi hou you hen duo gong zup hui zai zhong gua ma. rang hou wo yao kai shi lian si le. rang hou wo de hua yu hui yi zi bang"
i actually meant "i have to plan ahead for my future, cause they said that in the future, alot of business will take place in china. so im starting to practise and brush up on my chinese alrdy. so itll be excellent by the tym i grow up"
LAWL. THEN JOANNA THEY ALL STARTED LAUGHING LYK MAD.
then nat and i were talking about some other thing uh. then i said we have to talk in chinese for every chinese lesson now.
then lyk nat said "wo wa ni de sai kang ah!" (i dig your asshole)
me: bu shi, bu shi sai kang. shi pi gu dong.
nat: wo bu guan la yi yang yi yang
me: wo...... wo bao zha ni de xiong bu ah!
then joanna they all laughed again.
then i wanted to know wht lessons after chinese,
then i turned around and ask joanna.
me: hua yu yi hou shi she me? (after chinese wht lesson?)
joanna: HUH?
me: jie wo kan ni de.. ni de ni de... na ge.. (turns to nat and asks whts timetable)
nat: shi jian zhuo zi.
me: dui dui. jie wo kan ni de shi jian zhuo zi leh.
joanna: HUH?
huimin: ..timetable ah?
joanna: *laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs.
me: wo de hua yu bi ni hao ah
nat: na li you! ne dou bu dong zhe me yang shuo "shi jian zhuo zi"
me: wo hui lor wo you shuo lor
nat: qi si wo le! (you shouldve heard this line. they way she said it was UBER FUNNAYE LAH)
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then nat and i started singing songs uh.
cause.. i forgot wht i was doing uh,
then suddenly smack my thigh. then stroke it, singing
"babaye, im so into you...." (crazy by britney spears)
then i started laughing lyk mad.
then we started singing all those old songs.
then they were saying my chinese sucks, and nats one is even better than mine.
then nat say i speak ahneh then can win her.
so we started saying the lyrics of songs luh. with the ahneh accent.
DAMN RETARDED, OMG.
then we tried to do british too. HAHA.
omg damnnnn fun. then we continued talking in chinese for abit.
but later decided to stop. HAHA.
cause we were afraid that later when we speak english, will have the cheena accent alrdy.
NO WAY MAN. THAT CANNOT HAPPEN TO US. i would rather die than have a chinese accent, OH MY GAWD.
ahhahaha. then. when we started speaking english again, its lyk we keep on having the feeling of speaking in chinese again leh! ): lyk the chinese in us wants to be set free. (haha omg wht a term to use)
aiyuh it was damn fun in chinese class today luh.
oh yeah, then i told jasmine
"i better stop talking in chinese, i dont want to become a cheenapok. english is the best"
and she started laughing at the 'cheenapok' word.
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after school went to play guitar!
omgomg HELLO WORLD, IV LEARNT THE INTRO FOR FADE TO BLACK ALRDY! ;D
took less then five mins. awesome. NOW SOMEONE TEACH ME ACES HIGH, QUICKKK!
ahhahha oh yeah, i managed to figure out chords for beyonce's irreplaceable.
except for the ending part, cannot figure out alrdy. but it was damn fun in a whole package.
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THERE WAS A FRIGGIN` STALKER ON MY WAY HOME LAH OMG WTF.
i was walking home from admiralty uh, then this guy approached me
weirdo: hey, can i have your number?
me: omg wht you want.
weirdo: can i have your number please?
me: uhm. ...ehh. ....i just lost my phone lately.
weirdo: huh really meh.
me: YAH LAH.
weirdo: oh okay, then i leave you my number, you give me a call?
me: (thinking: haha yeah SURE,
I WILL) okay.
weirdo: (writes down his number on paper and gives to me)
me: heh okay bye.
weirdo: wait! are you free tmr?
me: got school lah!
weirdo: after school?
me: (i got no cca, people. no more cca) oh, got cca.
weirdo: wht about saturday?
me: got plans with my friend alrdy.
weirdo: sunday?
me: got plans also alrdy.
weirdo: okay, then when you are free, give me a call then we can hang out?
me: *gives him weird look. okay bye.
THEN RIGHT THEN RIGHT THEN RIGHT.
lyk i walk uh, then can still hear footsteps behind me!
i quickly went into the lift then.
then when i just nice got into my hse and slammed the gate close uh,
i heard the lift door! its very unsual luh, cause the whole floor belongs to my family.
we have no neighbour. HAHA. then lyk ppl DONT come to our floor one wht.
then i saw him step out of the lift. i was lyk "OH MY GAWD WHT THE FCUK, SHIT."
then i slammed the door close.
SO SCARY LAH.
HE BETTER STAY AWAY MAN.
......I GOT MY PARANG OKAY.
): .....(shrugs) ..
EWWWW.--
had alot of fun talking to ben, my daughter just now.
hhhahha!
okay and sissie wants to use, so i have to go now.
marikitapangsai!